what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
I'm still not a hundred percent.. I haven't shit anything solid in two days.. I have pulled my puker muscles and I can't take deep breaths cuz of other unidentified muscles/maybe heart attack
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
They were supposed to legalize it when there was a chance someone might actually propose to me. I'm appealing this bullshit.
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
How’s big weiner McGee?
I’m going to ask you one last time to call him Matt and he’s fine thank you very much
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