Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
My grandma just told me that she sharted, no I am not having fun in El Paso.
you convinced the bartender to un-cut you off by letting him touch your boobs whenever you ordered a drink.
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
Thank you for calling me on to a higher level of debauchery. fuck anyone who says we aren't good for each other
1 tequila 2 tequila 3 tequila, floor.
*roof
I told him if he wanted to lose weight he had to learn self control. Less than ten minutes after that I ate a cookie off the floor...
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
Just described you as looking like "a very cute escapee from an Egyptian insane asylum"
I just plagiarized Dr. Curtis Connor's ideology from Spider-man in an essay on genetically engineered embryos. College: academic integrity at its finest.
Oh my god I haven't had mozzarella sticks since I banged that Applebee's waiter
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
He walked in on me masturbating and on my phone but got mad because I wasn't watching porn just tweeting
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
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