I CAN MOONWALK!
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right.
I loved your drunken rendition of "I wanna dance with somebody" that you left on my voicemail last night.
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
I just want to lay in a bed of egg mcmuffins and cry
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
No matter how long you've been away, there's nothing quite like pooping at your parents' house
In the middle of pounding my asshole he stopped and said, "do you want to get breakfast after this?"
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
Had to lock my cat in the bathroom so I could masturbate in peace.
Drank vodka clubs for 6 hours last night. Holy shit just realized that.
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