3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
There's a naked kid on the floor on your side of the bed. Don't freak out when you wake up. I think we need to fix the lock on the door...
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
Everyone at work loved my story about sobering up in a river with no bra on.
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THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
I just want to get drunk and wake up on Wednesday
My favorite thing about your netflix account "suggestions for you" section: Russias Toughest Prisons is followed immediately by Strange Sex
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
Got drunk and passed out flintstone vitamins to everyone at the bar. I'm just so god damn motherly
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I was "singing along to the Lego Movie" high. Everything was not awesome
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
If I stopped drinking I'd have to take up murdering.
yeah it's a weird friendship. we pretend that we're automatic besties but i know we both know i slept with her boyfriend
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
How drunk were you? in an effort to seduce him, you demonstrated your lap dance skillz on his dog.
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