I have a feeling this won't be the last time I wake up wrapped in a shower curtain with the words "Blame Bono" spray painted on it
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
Next time he asks to wax your nipple while you're passed out I promise I'll be sober enough to intervene.
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
Swear to god our friendship has its limits. Stop peeing on the fucking refrigerator.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
I'm still drunk dear. I just woke up 3 feet from the front door with 20 dollars worth of taco bell in my hands.
I showered three hours ago and yet feel the need for another one already. This is my day.
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
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