she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
News update: stealing a playground is harder than it looks.
I wish you could see the look on my boss's face right now.
wtf?
Before you passed out in the middle of the NHL 10 party you had to prove that you were a better fighter than Patrick Kane. Your not. Thanks for the black eye dipshit.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
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you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
I already ran out of vodka but I have more beer. I just ran naked into the high school party down the street as took all theirs. ...figured no one wants to tackle the naked guy..
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Just getting in the shower.... found a "great job" sticker stuck to my boob.
So how was your night?
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
That was the night, like, my hair caught on fire...
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
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