question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
I am like the Mr. Miyagi of queefs.
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
Drunk fuck. Had to tell him that the 5 second rule does not apply when your in the bathroom at the hockey game.
There is too much vodka and too much dick.
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
P.S. It's common courtesy to let the girl your banging know if she's about to walk into the same place your girlfriend is at so she can get her poker face ready
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
I just spent a solid 3 minutes trying to figure out how to send a smell through my phone
He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
If my birthday doesn't end with my panties hanging from a ceiling fan, I'm holding you responsible.
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
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