i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
Given my current decline of critical thinking and capacity for speech it's probably best u call the cops
I've thrown up twice at work. Just casually, in the mop sink. Then continued to make someone a milkshake. Want some ice cream?
I just don't know the best way to tell him I think I saw him in a porn. I mean I got off to it, isn't there some level of awkwardness there?
I really just want to eat 20 mcnuggets and slap everyone with the box when I'm done.
Based on my body hair location, my ancestors had very cold hamstrings and very warm chests
Come back. Shots need mouths.
do me a favor, I need this weekend off so can you work your magic and blow my boss again?
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
I wanted to say, you're welcome for your orgasms, thanks for not returning the favor, Needledick
The best part about theater chicks is nothing is too cliche or out of line. I just fucked her Braveheart style in my entry way while saying goodbye.
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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