So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
Someone left a shot of disaronno in a champagne glass here this morning... flip a coin?
she gave me a handjob in the middle of the night and my stomach growled so she walked out totally naked and came back 5 minutes later with two sandwiches. who the fuck says getting married is awful?
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
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I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
I want to start this convo out by apologizing for the broken toaster.
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
Every now and then I'll meet one who is talented in the art of shower gymnast.
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
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Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
I'm topless, wearing a fur coat, stink of sex, and eating dim sum. 2015 is off to a great start.
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
Just discovered I was so fucked up last night I called in sick to work... TWICE
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
He had a temporary tattoo of Justin Bieber on his dick and I still had sex with him
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