singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
You kept showing the cop the bruises on the bottoms of your feet and claiming you were a medical mystery.
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
I can't believe I had to sit there pretending to play Halo with a condom on for 20 Minutes because your brother barged in to tell a story.
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
I built a fence. For the bunnies we're going to adopt. I'll fill you in when you get home.
When you put the phrases "just out of shower" and "did you get the picture" that close together, a picture of hamburger helper is not exactly what I expected to pop up.
my mom said i came home and fell asleep on the floor. like right in front of her.
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
I'm deleting Tinder. I got there he rubbed my back and then proceeded to jerk off on me.
HOW CAN YOU EXPECT ME TO KEEP YOUR SECRETS IF YOU KEEP ON TELLING ME THEM.
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