I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
Coffee flavored vodka sounded like such a good idea at the time. Now i never want to drink coffee again.
Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
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he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
the best sex is "duke just lost" sex.
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
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Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
when the repo soundtrack came on in the middle of us having sex i realized it was about time that i clear out my itunes library
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
Just called the boss a "cunt baguette". To her face. This is why I can't drink with people from work. Know of anywhere that's hiring?
I think I had sex with a seagull last night. The window is open and there a feathers everywhere.
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