I fuked that chick last night and she kept saying, "oh...oh....oh", like Bill Lumberg
so what did you do?
I did the mash I did the monster mash It was a graveyard smash!
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
Dude, this chick, who is smokin by the way, has 4 false teeth on top from a softball accident that she can take out if she wants... Who's getting amazing head tonight? This guy!
I don't know whether to be creeped out by the fact this chick can do that, or jealous because you're getting toothless head.
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
Either I'm deep cleaning my apartment out of severe academic procrastination or I'm subconsciously nesting and need to take a pregnancy test.
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
A big thanks to that bride-to-be, Her fiance and his loaded friends will forever hold a place in my heart for the generous tequila body shots on the couch at Henry's.
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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