all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
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I think I breastfed the cat at some point during the night, at least that's what my nipples are saying
You were yelling at the bowl of salad and telling it to quit taunting you and telling you to go to tacobell
Curse you and your alcoholic milkshakes.
You're welcome.
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
do you still have a key to my apartment? Without going into too much detail locked myself out naked on the patio, currently using a deck cushion to cover myself so kids walking home from school dont see me
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i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
Some girls wake up to good morning texts. I wake up to pictures of an angry Shrek getting a blowjob.
I just want to be like "i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it"
I woke up with leftover chocolate syrup on my nipples. WTF happened last night??
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