Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
Hey, It's Lauren. i wanted to talk to you tonight. I like you, as you know because kyle told you. I was wondering if you liked me too?
Are you in the third fucking grade? Check yes or no.
Im gonna name my vag after egypt, "the valley of kings"
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
I smell like booze and the valet literally buckled me in, def top 3 walks of shame
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
He did plead exhaustion. And I made him push through it. I am like the motherfucking badass football coach of sex.
IM A DRUNK BIRTHDAY CLEOPATRA MESS. CELEBRATE THAT BITCH
Just ate a chocolate chip cookie upside down. This is what having a degree does for you.
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
She broke up with me. I guess I was in the most chaste lesbian relationship in the history of the world and had no idea.
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
There better be alcohol at this child's birthday party. Seriously not trying to be entertained by a clown while I'm still sober.
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
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