people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
totally watching dr. phil and getting eaten out right now. be jealous.
he met me at the airport with a welcome home sign with a grilled cheese, PBR and a blow job on it. i missed america.
I'm partying with my neighbors right now, and by "with my neighbors" I mean they are partying in their backyard and I'm partying in mine, and by "partying" I mean I'm sitting here alone drinking tequila.
Someone better explain the burnt stove marks on my bed.
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
OH AND DAN PET MY CAT WHILE I WAS GIVING HIM HEAD
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
I found a video on my phone from last night... You got up on the table at McDonald's and screamed BURRITOOO!
I guess I'm an especially affectionate person under the influence of tequila.
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
You're breaking my sexual little heart
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
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