Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
I woke up under a table, with a huge Mexican sombrero, a box of 120 doughnuts and a bloody nose. It all screams success.
I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...
Don't worry. This time I'll get black out drunk so they'll just think it's an American thing.
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
The ketchup exploded, and totally splooged his face and the wall. You could see the outline of his head in the wall splatter.
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
He's not drinking on his 21st. Shooting vodka infused Nerf bullets at him would just make a mess and I don't want to be a creep and spike anything... I don't understand awkward boys
Dude the little bong I just got fits nicely in the cup holder in my car. The gods approve of my habits.
I feel like I should treat myself every time I find out I'm not pregnant. Is there a pie company that delivers??
She has the best kind of daddy issues
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
I can't tell if my heart is fluttering because I love him... or if it's palpitating from all the coke.
Omg I joined a choir last night...
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