Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
friends with benefits? more like friends with awkward sexual tension
Last night I dreamed I was having gay sex in prison. That's the last time we go to theme night at the club.
I am willing to take shots of vanilla extract. That's how this night has been.
It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
Update: That guy is no longer in the restroom, so he's probably not dead.
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
You went on the date? His pickup line was I swear I'm not a serial killer and you went on the date???
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