I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
hey remember that time we got really drunk, you tried to find narnia in my refrigerator and passed out in the freezer drawer??
no.
I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
Sorry for screaming that you were an apple in spanish at the bar last night, that was the wine talking
I am drunk please bring Taco Bell and sex
Never mind I found pizza just bring sex
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
Ran into his sister at the gym and hit it in the parking lot. I dont even feel like a bad friend she got a boob job and lost 20 lbs its not even the same sister
Going to put that on my resume. "Only accidentally snapchatted my titties to all of my friends once."
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
I'm not going to drink anymore, and on that note I'm not going to drink any less either, so I'll see you there. . .
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