No, don't ignore my call, i just need to know, whats cuter a pig in boots or a miniature horse sitting down..
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
I puked last after eating a volcano taco and drinking vodka. I felt like a fucking dragon.
you left him a drunk voicemail of you singing speechless by lady gaga balling your eyes out
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
You can't be mad because the taco bell people like me and not you. I'm not the one that puked in front of them.
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
Comedy Central is in dire need of more sitable faces late at night - Trevor Noah has a baby face - there are federal rules against those types of sexual fantasies
Randomize
