He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
she keeps The Day After Pill in her bra... there is a God.
Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
I've heard so many rumors about me being taken home in an ambulance I'm starting to believe them.
Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
Update- I sold my hat to some drunk kid for 50 bucks. I used my earnings to buy beer on the way home. I realize to everyone else seeing me drinking on my balcony at 6am, I look like an alcoholic, but I'm thinking of it as a night cap
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
I don't know whether to be insulted or flattered that I am being propositioned to have a threesome only if I wear my cat onesie
I saw an episode of cops that had one of my ex husbands on it.
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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