thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
I think the recipie for awesome sauce is butter and semen
I put the beer in my little red riding hood basket.
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
forced to watch US open for father's day. only perk is discovering dustin johnson...reeeeally hoping that this golf sex addiction thing is contagious
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
Fuck you, I'm yelling at a mountain right now
This Christmas I would like to thank Jesus for cocaine.
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
i had fun fun last night, with the exception of you running over my foot with your car. makes a great story for my first one night stand.
I got dominos and had to stop whilst eating and take a moment of silence for how good it was
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