yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
Pretty people don't get stds, I knew it
just woke up and my boobs have "fun police" written on them
so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
how should i go about explaining the hickey i drunkenly gave myself last night?
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
I went outside for a smoke at 4 and things seemed normal. It's 6 now and the front lawn is COVERED in tortilla chips. WTF?
I don't know ur idea of a good first date but I'm pretty sure it shouldn't include him holding my hair while I puke in the street
In the middle of having sex, she said "if we continue, we're dating." I then pulled out and sat in the corner, naked. I deserve a Medal of Honor.
Definitely need to find a less healthy bootycalls. All this bitch got in her fridge is feta, English muffins and wheat grass. What the fuck can I make with that???
Found 2 Coors, problem solved.
I woke up this morning with a tampon in my nose and food EVERYWHERE...
This time last year I was crying in a church parking lot without shoes or a bra, so the years can only go up from here
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
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