How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
this probably sounds so sketchy, but hes going to jail in a month so he needs a place to crash for now. Hes sick though, and hes paying half our rent
Two women at the Safeway just got out of their separate cars and kissed. One was driving an outback, the other a CRV. It was like a Honda and Subaru had a lesbian joint venture and filmed the commercial in front of me.
They should just send me home - I'm literally doing nothing but watching porn and listening to pandora.
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
On the bright side, only one more day until we aren't sober anymore.
I managed all three standard threesome configurations a female-bodied person can achieve in just under nine years. I want to high-five everyone involved, but I've lost touch with a couple of them
If it makes you feel any better, I can't find the goldfish I dropped like five minutes ago.
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