absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
I'm okay, they said the swelling should go down in a week. But next time I'm shitwrecked, please make sure to remind me that I can't open a champagne bottle with corkscrew.
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
Ok. So I've woke up in a hospital. New thing to top that.... Waking up and realizing you've been locked inside the bar by urself at 430 am and all the doors are locked by key
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
In your drunken glory you promised me, tongue, 12 naked pics, and 1,800 breakfasts.
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
Crappy Mother's Day to you! Those of us who don't have children fill the void with hot sex, sleeping in, more sex, leisurely suntanning, foreign travel, overseas sex, paying cash for sports cars, watching TV, having sex on the floor in front of TV porn, lounging around the house, or whatever the hell we want.
Hey Cat, it's Michael. You made out with me for a hot dog last night and I feel super used.
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
That bitch claimed that you said it was ok if she drank your vodka. Obviously she has never met you
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