im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
k so who do I think I'm kidding applying to culinary school? I just fucked up a microwaveable pizza
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
nothing says "we're all in this together" like the herpes she passed around to our entire group of friends
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
I want a nosebag of coke after my exam. Like what horses have. Coked up horses. No excuses. I love you.
admittedly, it's a little weird getting relationship advice from the mother of a former one night stand. but she's a wise lady and she buys me drinks, so i'm ok with it.
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
You asked me if you could throw up in my shoe.
Whats your number? 5 or more?
Cinco. It sounds smaller in Spanish.
I'm high and dancing to practical magic. Your needs for my penis can wait.
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
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