After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
We lost the cork forthe wine, so we used a tampon as a replacement. I never loves tampons so much
i just got cockblocked by a guy drinking wine straight out of the bottle with a straw...
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
you kept yelling "this bitch stole my phone" to the guy who found you passed out in the parking lot
You were like pukeahontas last night, you tried to tell us you were okay, then you puked in the garden.
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
Does your body have a liquid mass index? does that make sense? I think I drank it in Long islands.. Kill me now..
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
Would you think less of me if I were eating pizza on the toilet right now?
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
You took your shirt off at the bar, handed it to a girl, and made her wash your dirty shirt on your washboard abs
tuesdays get the best of me...
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