Dear man in the lobby please go play whith yourself elsewhere
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
DRUNK CANOEING
Please text me if you survive.
LAND HO BITCH
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Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
She sat next to me on the couch and said "word going around is you got a sweet cock". My nickname problem was solved!
I'm like a number 27.2 on a scale of 1-10 of how badly I want you right now.
Your lack of a response brings it down to a 25.4.
i would have fingered myself to death by now but the dog wont stop staring at me
He asked me if I remembered touching his police badge. awk.
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Omg you can't vacuum salsa that's just ridiculous
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
But Keith is doing MDMA for New Years and he's 39.
Keith has a beautiful 20 year old girlfriend, a good job and a cute puppy. We can't all be Keith.
But I want to be Keith.
we promised ourselves we wouldn't get too drunk, and what happens? I wake up the next morning with half a mcdouble in one pocket and some barbie clothes in the other.
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
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