Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
I'm sorry that I ate boneless ribs off of your sister, but that is no reason to drink my alcohol.
THE CONDOM ONLY COVERS HALF OF HIS DICK I AM IN THE BATHROOM PANICKING
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
Dear god how many nuts did u bust in me my vagina feels like a bowl of jello.
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
His dog was laying on the bed and he said we could have sex as long as we didn't disturb his dog. My life is pathetic
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
You were so drunk Last night you asked for your glasses so you could read the directions on a band aid
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