I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
You fucked everything up-can't pass a cleared kitchen table without getting hard
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
I just want you to know that we eye fucked the shit out of someone who just got drafted
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
How do I go about this? "Hey, its my birthday in 40 minutes. Would you like to come over for some sex? Also, please bring snacks"?
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
WHY WOULD YOU SWIPE RIGHT???!!!!!
The same reason I ordered and ate almost an entire pizza last night
Did I let your boyfriend smear a banana into my face last night? Because I have pictures that are telling me I did....
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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