Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
morning after pill = breakfast in bed
Theres was an instant understanding between us being drunk on the trampoline at four in the morning and the people walking down the road at the same time
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
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He had a 99.9% chance of getting laid...until he started cutting down the frat's volleyball nets with his pocket knife.
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
What's the best way to say, "it's too early in our relationship to leave me at your place alone"? Steal something?
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
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All i've had today is coffee and ketchup packets. I need a job like yesterday.
I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
The wizard has you scheduled for a 6am sex breakfast
I'm so there
Want to go swimsuit shopping? First one who cries buys ice cream.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
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