Add "its too hot" to reasons why I don't get fucked anymore
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
drunk pissing on my closed toilet lid is actually quite a sobering experience
He told me all about his plan for proposing to his girlfriend as pillow talk.
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
When you started Hi-fiving people I knew u were fucking gone. You slapped some dude on the shoulder when he wouldn't hi-five you and he asked if he even knew you
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
somehow he and i always have our deepest conversations after phone sex.
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
When you wake up to a porn star on your couch telling you, you better tell your boyfriend about last night.
Got a $290 noise violation last night for shouting "THE KING OF THE NORTH" til 2 am
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
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