He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
maybe we can find two twins tonight and bang them together and then my life is complete
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
no more duck duck goose at the bar
I want her autograph on my taint
At least I got to make out with you a little before you proposed.
You chugged 6 beers in a row and then outed your boss at a party last night.
Well he was saying something about being emotionally unavailable since his dad died, but then I blew him in a tree and he shut up
I had the most traumatic dream I've ever had just now. I ripped my dick off because a girl asked me to and spent the rest of the dream crying about my dick
If he doesn't give you the same feelings you get when the pizza guy arrives, he's probably not worth it.
tell him if he brings over dinner you might let him see your left boob...or right, whichever you prefer. But under no circumstances do you let him see both...unless he brings a good desert...like coffee ice cream or something
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