Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
when i grow up i'm putting garbage disposals in all showers of my house so when you vomit in the shower its easy clean up
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
Apparently 'check out this motherfucker' is not an appropriate greeting to use in the vicinity of sitting united states senators. Who knew
I think animal control just caught me smoking a bowl on the back porch. Do they have any say in this matter?? Haha
I didn't notice because vodka
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
he sent me a green and gold dick pic and advised me I needed to come drive the snake from Ireland.
I just need a fucking pair of pants. Is that too much to ask for?
I think I had sex with a seagull last night. The window is open and there a feathers everywhere.
I may or may not have spiked my gatorade to get through a game of monopoly with these children.
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
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