he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
Stop selling my mother weed! She's annoying as hell when she's stoned.
If he starts "inventing" things cut him off. The last thing he invented was chocolate chip green beans and he destroyed my kitchen
When she was giving me head last night it felt like there was a NASCAR pit crew working on my dick.
I walked downstairs and he was standing in nothing but his boxers with his dick hanging out warming up eggs in the microwave.
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
We started telling people we were married, and then we hooked up on a park bench
Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
The cops spotted my on my walk of shame down the boardwalk and gave me a ride home. I'm starting to make a name for myself here.
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
Just in case you blacked out, we had sex, you came in me, we need plan B, we fell off your top bunk, broke your roommates chair, i still like you, but i'm in pain and am going to bed
Can I just swipe right on his dad?
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