is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
Recording ancient aliens and the third Reich. Stoned you will thank me later.
At what point did you think the cops were actually coming to hang out with us
You cant hold me accountable for my actions when im high.
gladiator or hannah montana?
This is why I never have to ask who you are when I get a new phone.
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
We need a fire pit. Meat. And a keg.I mean like a cow we just carve from. And cook it. We can use the milk from the udder to make White Russians
Shut the fuck up. It's not the end of the world. Now come get your asshole bleached with me or we're not roommates anymore.
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
She's still mad at me for saying she looked pregnant and not getting her chicken nuggets.
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
All I remember is being in the middle of the road puking and my bestfriend cheering me on from the passenger seat...
He thought reverse cowgirl meant he dressed up as a cowgirl. Honestly, it was more creepy than funny
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
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