Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
Men with bald spots should not have mohawks. Just in case you didn't know.
The last thing I remembered was laying in the bathtub fully clothed with the shower running while he was picking grilled cheese out of my hair. I couldn't figure out if i was more upset about being soaking wet or the fact that my grilled cheese was in my hair instead of my mouth.
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
Doing lines off a plate that says, "things go better with coke."
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
I'm using the house around the corner that my parents rent out to people as a means of getting sex. I just tell them I'm going for a walk and just invite my next hook up over
Don't use or open the microwave. It's full of smoke. Buying a new one tomorrow, will explain.
Thought I was doing makeup today for a photo shoot for a short film. WRONG. Try I'm on the set for a Fucking Sci-Fi PORN.
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
I'm afraid I might run into that fat chick that sucked on me in the hospital parking lot while her friend cried in the car next to us, but I may be willing to take that chance.
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
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