i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
it's pretty bad when you go in bed bath and beyond and recognize 6 different bed spreads you've had sex on
sorry for throwing an entire water bottle of vodka at you. It was very wasteful
Now one day I will be able to tell my children how a drag queen in a gay bar told mommy that bin laden was dead
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
How do you tell a woman that you are seeing that the scars on your back are from her awesome-in-bed little sister?
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
I just compared my relationship to that double ended dong scene from Requiem. This day just took a turn.
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
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