im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
The fish's death was accidental. We all said a few words at his funeral. Roomie wanted to play only the good die young as he swirled down the toilet bowl
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
my roommate is sobbing and looking at photos of elephants. i'm so confused.
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
For every drunk face picture you send me, I'm gonna send a wholesome family photo.
I'm drunk, we're losing, and I'm in the visitors stands. This is about to get ugly.
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
Meeting up with one of your students at your drug dealers house is always an awkward moment
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
Hooked up with another cop last night. Think I am renaming my vagina "dispatch"
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