Would it be horrible to send my ex's girlfriend an email telling her that I sexed her man up so dirty that he fell asleep inside of me afterwards?
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
hey i found one of your nipple clamps under my couch, i miss you!
Was I shouting at a fire engine last Friday?
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
If I ever die and svu has to come to my murder scene make sure they know I don't wear underwear always so it might not be as bad as they think
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
you tried to fill your inhaler with vodka
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
Turning 21 will be slightly bittersweet. Never again will I be able to get underage drunk at Disney World, now I'll only be able to get legal drunk and that just sets a whole different and sad tone for my life.
Sorry I pissed in your closet and lied to your parents that it was probably a flood. He got up to go to the bathroom, expecting sex when he got back, I panicked
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