fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
Buying beer for freshmen. No matter what they ask for, I'm getting them Colt 45.
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
as soon as I walked into work this morning, my boss called me out on my hangover, patted me on the back and said I'm getting time an a half for even showing up. Did I really look that bad this morning?
I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
We both paused during sex to do the clap during the Friends theme song. Soulmates.
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
Getting drunk in an Applebee's pray for me
Lord god protect this child
Um went out in San Francisco last night and ignored someone hitting on me. So they bit my arm. Lmfao PLEASE TELL ME THIS ISNT THE SINGLE LIFE
well whats the tarot card for I'm totes going to be schlobbing his cob? because that's in his future.
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
He just got back from doing field research studying wild chimpanzees in the goddamn jungle. Obviously I fucked him.
andy told me i got kicked out of the bar and was so drunk i forgot and got back in line. the bouncer was zero impressed
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
Randomize
