Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
Obama is so hot when he ends wars.
I came home drunk to my night light on and a Hershey's bar on my bed. Mom knows me too well.
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
Should we pre-order food to the ER for cinco de mayo?
Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
Hangover or death. Death. I'll have a slice of death please.
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
The little girl I'm babysitting is having a tea party, the water and chips she's passing out are doing wonders for my hangover.
My poor liver. I drank enough on NYE to sustain an alcohol addiction for the entirety of 2015.
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
I gave your mom a discount on her coffee, its my way to say thanks for having a son that makes me come every time
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