are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
He did a 4 wheel burnout and yelled at the cops "Sorry! It's for a school project!". HOW does he think of this shit?
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
He leaned over in the middle of the movie and said "My dick's name is Juan". WHO DOES THAT?
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
I wonder if the fact that I'm listening to the theme from lion king gives my neighbors the impression that im tripping faceeeee
I just picked up my phone and one shoe from the man mowing the lawn next to the ice rink. He found them in a tree.
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
Sneezing cum all over the table was not the highlight of the family reunion if that tells you anything
Hey man, when I left for work she was laying on the couch naked cuddling your keurig, can you clean that mess up?
Who else will cuddle and watch the Bachelor with me then finger bang me during the rose ceremony
Dick is dick
Look decision making is not my specialty
Which is why I just spent $33 on a breakfast sandwich coffee and hash browns
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
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