Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
Just saw a Mexican guy pushing a stroller with 3 twelve packs of corona in it with a toddler struggling to keep up on foot behind him
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
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yeah well we're currently on the phone and she's telling me about how much she misses me and all this shit and i muted myself and i'm watching porn.
If I had known I was gonna take my tights off and throw them over the balcony I would have shaved my legs.
I was just handed jelly beans by a guy in a penguin costume. Standby for confirmation on if they are actually drugs.
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
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Had a dream that you were held at gun point. But I killed the guy. Then we embraced in the biggest hug while everyone around us clapped... Kinda how I imagine our wedding...
AND ONCE AGAIN, MY VAGINA HAS STRUCK AGAIN. HER PLANS TO TAKE OVER MARYLAND ARE WELL ON THEIR WAY AS SHE CONTINUES TO ENGULF EVERY QUEER IN A 10 MILE RADIUS
Well my mom knows that the welt I had on my forehead last month was the result of a sex accident. This holiday sucks
Yes, ur purse got stole with our condo keys in it but my slut ass saved us and we had a place to stay, AND I got to choke a motherfucker while riding him. Thats taking one for the team.
I'm not wearing pants, but I'm wearing a tiara.
All she said was "Do me by Friday."
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