im never drinking mad dog again and i have your belt.
He keeps apologizing for not being able to get hard when he's drunk. We havent even left the club yet.
I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
He came to the party late, didn't bring tacos, and then asked what shennanigans we were getting into. I swear I will never fuck another hipster.
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
Get the fuck back here. Your brother taped bottle rockets to the front of his scooter and is bombing around screaming, "Rest in peace, Goose!"
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
Today I learned I and my bar naps were the subject of a bar meeting.
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
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