Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
Omg. Never. Take a laxative the day you are going on. A date.
I ride home in a shopping cart. Don't at like you aren't jealous.
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
My face is bruised from laying on the concrete. NO MORE VODKA!
You were chewing up hot dogs and spitting them out
Just for future questioning, I didnt break up with you over text
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
I've somehow found myself in an emotionally abusive relationship with a married man who gives me drugs.
My life is quickly turning into a Lifetime movie.
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
I need to immerse myself in a tub of peroxide to kill whatever traces of him are on me.
This ice cream is 10x better than the sex I had yesterday
He asked me if I've ever had my ass ate and there was no polite way to say yeah your brother's pretty in to that 😂 I went with "no"
He can move his dick. Like on its own. WHY DID I NOT GIVE BLOWJOBS BEFORE?!
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