woke up with food on the counter from chipotle, taco bell, green cactus, and on the border take out. explain?
you were trying to get this Spanish chick to sleep with you. you were showing her how much you "loved her native food."
i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
Don't ask me how or why, but I'm drunk with German diplomats. Come over. Now
You would be too ashamed to ever love me again if you saw the filth I just created. It brings unspeakable dishonor to the nacho dynasty. Like I raped the king's daughter, cut off her hands and made him eat them that's how hard I fucked up nachos.
yolo... Doesn't that stand for 'shut the fuck up'?
110% paid for our cab with a lap dance
holy fuck man...it feels like I got beat the fuck out of by death's baseball bat...chimichangas?
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
Turns out the dorm toilet can't take a punch. Gonna be a long year without Mexican food.
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
Let me get this straight. You stopped mid foreplay to shave your legs?
Um yeah. I wasn't about to shave them if nothing was happening. And I have HBO. It's not like he's the victim here.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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