Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
So she said grabbing my cock was like holding a giant crayola from pre-school.
that was the beginning of the end.
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
I'm too high to be shopping. I just contemplated deoderant for fifteen minutes. Now testing pillows
if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
Woke up chewing my pillow from a dream where I was scarfing Cajun pasta from TGI Friday's. That's a new level of fat, even for us
My roommate made me a peanut butter and sprinkles sandwich. Maybe tonight isn't that bad
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
Hey, I told her the bathroom was a "No fly zone" after I used it. She willingly allowed her nose to go through that pain. It's her fault, she only supplied me with vodka when she knows I only drink rum.
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
My old dealer would be proud of the drug cocktail I just took for my back pain.
You grabbed my shirt and said, "hope you're not attached" and ripped it off before I could answer you.
What, wait. You are not supposed to drink wine out of the bottle?
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