yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
I was eating out this girl yesterday and when I finished, she asked me if I wanted to take any home with me. She was serious, dude!
What does that even mean?
How the hell am I supposed to know what lotion to get her? They should have a dressing booth where I could go test how good it is for jerking off, then I'd know.
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
Crashed the mayor's bday party, no list for some reason. Wore suits. Ludacris was there.
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
You got banned for life from a $30 a night motel. What are you doing with your life?
Are you serious?! She sent a pizza instead of showing up?!
She did indeed. Papa Johns. It helped because I was super hangry. That bitch is smart!
while on the topic of showers...why is there apple juice in our bathtub?
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