I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
She started doing push ups and calling me a pussy. Never set me up with your ROTC friends again.
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
For when you/if you wake up tomorrow.. You broke 4 of the bar's glasses tonight and I am currently watching you as you ride the broom around the bar instead of cleaning up your mess. I am no longer able to come up with excuses for you.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried
I like to feed my guinea pigs before I get stoned. In case they get contact high and get the munchies. It's only polite.
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
Also, let me tell you how embarrassing it is to match with someone who seemingly has their shit together at 4:45AM on a Thursday.
Can’t fucking wait for Tuesday night. Have another situation that popped up. I swear my life is like a cross between a soap opera and a porno
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