Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
At dinner I grabbed his hand and he screamed "mom she just grabbed my penis" the proceeded to shove my hand down his pants! Hello Mr.Dick!
just hang any plant up and call it mistletoe.
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
I don't really feel bad about it, but I legit just squirted in the back of an Uber and it makes me think how many times has this happened before?!?!
I'm just the girl with the breathalyzer keychain, and I embrace that.
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
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