Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.
its not stalking. its research.
but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
you kept trying to convince me i had aids because my head hurt
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
I mean it's not my fault he had a floor mat that read "put out or get out". What was I supposed to do?
hey this is Madison. you gave me your number last night and asked me to remind you that you didn't fuck anyone. you okay?
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
Ah, drunk me ordered sushi at 3 a.m. for sober me's lunch the next day. EXCELLENT
I also slapped not one but two bananas on the ass, twerked in public, and I think I made out with someone
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
If I die at work, I want you to have my mustache collection
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