hot girl, 5 o clock
do you know how to read a clock?
The tricky part is not getting sand in any orifices. Or is the plural orifi? Orifi don't, we'll both be unhappy...
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
uhh when the x-ray tec was moving your head you licked his hand and meowed.. i think he knew you weren't sober
Someone took a picture of their balls on my phone last night. BEAUTIFUL PACKAGE. I will find this man.
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
I almost went home with him but then my hydroxycut fell out of my purse at the bar and I ran away
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
New rule: if you don't think racism exists, you don't get to put your penis inside me.
I have an ideal penis or slightly above ideal penis in every country that isn't ruined by the specter of communism
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST.
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
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