people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
My flask crushed my baggie full of aderall in my backpack, why can't my demons just live together in peace
he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
I got laid and laid off at a conference in long beach all on the same day
Eh. They balance each other out
Are we sharing a room, or can I pack my vibrator?
Yes to both. We'll use the workout rotation from dorm life.
We'll wreck the fuck out of my furniture. How often does one really get the chance to fuck through a table with no negative consequences?
All I know is she walked in crying with a bag of limes and a bottle of tequila and has been locked in her room blasting lil wayne ever since.
Like wrapping my dick in silk, wrapping that in velvet, and putting it in a cloud. A warm, tight, wet cloud.
"Just cut me in half. Then take half of me home. And leave the other half here. Cuz I can't see."
He's like a fucking cake pop, the greatest thing in the world while it lasts, but it never lasts for long enough
Vodka for breakfast. With a side of Frankenberries. Don't judge me.
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
Bring vodka when you get back from court.
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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