Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
How do you jack off and text at the same time?
On my iPhone they have an app for that
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
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theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
My dream of liquor pitchers came true
She was shaking her boobs and I was so high all I could think was "breast maracas"
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
Everybodys gonna want to make out w me dressed as big bird
Big bird is like some childhood daddy fantasy come true for carnival
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When that bartender tried to tell us he sang like Sade, I knew it was time to go
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
Do you know how hard it is to put a bandaid on a vagina?
Let's FaceTime each other while we shotgun beers
I feel like too many of my sentences start of with "Hey, fuckface!"
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
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