i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
I save people's lives for a living, but I want to ruin his marriage.
Do you think she hates me because I thought her roommate's name actually was Butterface?
Be still, my beating vagina.
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
My drunken abilities have only improved since college....I can navigate the streets of chicago like no ones business, do push-ups to hail a taxi and instantly become an mma fighter after 3 shots of hennessy
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
I left the bar I'm on a bench across from the bowling alley taking a nap please come get me. I've had three lollipops.
He's taking me to Tao. This is going to be so weird. How do you go on a first date with a guy that has seen you naked more times than clothed?
You kept asking us from the backseat if you were driving ok and then you kept talking to your hiccups and yelling at them to "stop it already!"
My Sexting was not on an AP level
Can you repeat that, but with context?
My ultimate hope is that people will hug me, smell me, and therefore think I'm classy.
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